"I WISH"

" I WISH . . . ."

i wish . . . . i want be a film maker . .
but how ? now i m going to be a machine maker . . . .

chalo samajte hai engeeneir or doctor mai sambhandh . .
ye sach hai , na koi kavita , na koi nibandh . . . .

banna chahte hai sab log engg. our doctor . .
kya acha nahi lagta unhe banna the great outher . . . .

muje to bahut ache lagti hai padne mai history . .
na jaane kyu thop di gai muj per chemistry . . . .

jitni mai padta hou chemistry . .
usse dugni padta , hoti agar muj per history . . . .

scientists ne bana diye jaan leva hathiyaar . .
gandhi ji ne kya is din ke liye desh ko kiya tha teyar . . . .

atom bomb karte hai yudh ghamasan . .
kya gandhi ji ki lathi se nahi hota yudh asaan . . . .

jab scientists dikhayenge kar apna kamal . .
tab 100 saal baad itihaaskaar hi karenge dhamal . . . .

badi badi caron mai ghumte hai engg. . .
per sachin tendulkar aaz bhi hai sabke senior . . . .

joro per hai engg. banne ki factory . .
kalakaro ke hi hote hai engg. or dr. secetory . . . .

bano engg. janenge log char . .
per shayad bano kalakar janenge log hazar . . . .

kitne engg.s or dr.s ko jante hai log . .
per harivansh ray bachan ke nidhan per jataya tha sabne sok . . . .

stadium ko banane mai engg. ko yaad kiya jata hai ek baar . .
per khelne bala yaad kiya jaata hai baar baar . . . .

sochta hou ban jau petrochemical engg. . .
per kya karu sara petrol to kharch kar denge mere senior . . . .

pure newspaper mai puti rahti hai engg. or dr. ki kahani . .
tano ke roop mai sunta hou pura newspaper papa ki jubani . . . . .

har saal bante hai dr. our engg. anek . .
per shayad kalakaar hota hai aneko mai ek . . . .

is jamane mai hai sabhi ke liye diploma corce . .
ab force mai jaane ke liye bhi chahiye puri sorce . . . . .

kaale hai kanha , kaale hai shiv shankar . .
fir english kyu ban jaati hai rah ka kankar . . . .

hindi hindu hindustaan , english hai pakistan . .
angrezo le jao apni english nahi to bana denge englistan . . . .

kash mai peda hua hota angrejo ke shahar mai . .
kam se kam english ke peeche pitata na apne gar mai . . . .

newspaper mai nikalte hai roz percha pe percha . .
sochta hou ho kabhi inme meri bhi charcha . . . .

agar premchand ban gaye hote engg. ya doctor . .
to kya kahta unhe koi the great outher . . . .

suna hai outher banne ke liye hai kai corse . .
isse acha to karu desh seva join kar lu force . . . .

lakho log ban kar engg. jate hai america . .
kya hayi hai un sab ka desh prem ka tarika . . . .

papa kahte hai lao Ist to milegi mithai . .
agar hua fail to sale hogi teri kutai . . . .

lagaya gaal per to proove ho gaya friction . .
zindagi mai pahli baar hua electrons ke sakshat darshan . . . .

yaad aa gaya muje radharford ka atomic model . .
jab mummy ne de mujme fenk kar sandle . . . .

ab kya karu fail hokar socha ban jau singar . .
nahi sudhri awaz dal-dal gale mai mar gaya fingure . . . .

radha gori , meera gori , gori hai devi parvati . .
kyu nahi pass kiya muje , kitni ki maine tumhari arti . . . .

monika pass , neha pass , pass ho gaya raja . .
fir muje fail karke kyu bajwa diya mera bandbaja . . . .

internet per de result dikha di meri oukaat . .
bhul gaye bhagwan vo mandiro mai meri tumhari mulakat . . . .

agar koi hai hunar to le lo shortcut . .
bhaiya engg. bankar to ye zindagi hai badi longcut . . . .